lottiepots:
“ “anyway, here’s wonderwall” ”

lottiepots:

“anyway, here’s wonderwall”

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cyberjock:

feelsguy:

fly me to the moon and let me nut among the stars

*lil wayne voice* call that starburst

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tastefullyoffensive:

Bill Nye explains why he always wears bow ties. [video/image via jakealc1]

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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territorialcreep:

“i expected better from you”
well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

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the-dalm:

schazardous:

birbnana

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chickita birbnana

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!!!!

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tacocityruckus:

mikefalzone:

alchemy:

TINY KITTEN WITH A TINY KITTEN BACKPACK

What could POSSIBLY be in the TINY BACKPACK?!

cat nip dime bag and a list of people to kill

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vancomevangogh:
“ So I go to a catholic school
”

vancomevangogh:

So I go to a catholic school

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micdotcom:

7 Native Americans who should be on the $20 instead of Andrew Jackson 

Let’s not mince words: Andrew Jackson presided over one of the largest genocides of Native Americans. So why do we continue to honor the former president’s memory daily?

Mic cartoonist Mady G. has created a few alternate versions of the currency that pay homage to a dramatically underrepresented — and arguably more authentic — group of American leaders.

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When People Say Things like:


221b-whovian-street:

Human Beings are born with two genders for a reaso-

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Transsexuals are just confuse-

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You can’t be more than one gende-

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Women are supposed to-

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Guys have to-

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But that’s so wron-

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Benny - Little Game (Official Video)

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claykaczmarek-y:

i sent this photo to one of my friends 

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with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

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‘who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???’

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sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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omnia-volo:

Good job. John. >:D

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itsemeralmyrana:

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

That is the best co-worker in the world.

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